Blog #10: What Should Replace The Giant Mural of LeQuitness?

Jeff Schwartz

Blog #10: What Should Replace The Giant Mural of LeQuitness?

July 12, 2010

Over the weekend I was fortunate enough to see Jay Mohr and Tom Segura do standup at the Cleveland Improv with a couple of my boys. On the ride up to the venue, we drove past the giant mural of our former hero. The term “We Are All Witnesses” still appeared as did the face of Benedict Arnold. This led to a discussion of exactly what should replace the giant banner. So, without further adieu, here are The Top Ten Replacements for LeTraitor James’ banner.

10. A Large Re-Print of Dan Gilbert’s Letter to The Self-Titled King

9. A Banner of Joe Tait, Jim Donovan, & Tom Hamilton with the phrase “Our Voice Will Always Be Heard”

8. Images of Josh Cribbs, Joe Thomas, Carlos Santana, and Anderson Varejao and the phrase “Hope”

7. An identical poster of LeTool without any Nike logos saying “We Were All Hostages”

6. The World’s Largest Pittsburgh Steelers logo with the phrase “Our Quarterback is a Sex-Offender, You’ve Been Warned”

5. A Giant Advertisement for the great blog Notevilsportsprogrammingnetwork.blogspot.com

4. A Huge Dan Gilbert Fathead with the phrase “Don’t Cross The Boss”

3. Chief Wahoo with a tear and the phrase “Albert, Manny, Jim. Can We Please Add Travis To This List?”

2. A Photo of The Quitter’s mom, Gloria with Delonte West’s face over her right shoulder and the phrase “Your son is headed South, but you’ll always have ridden West”

1. A Cleveland Browns helmet and the phrase “Bleed Orange and Brown Forever